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idontspeakfrenchgood: Many Europeans sit while they shower. Never walk around with a latte. Sit. Wine is actually very cheap. It’s not always what you say, but how you say it. Smile. On Sunday, Dimanch, you are expected to do nothing. This includes sleeping until 3 PM. Pillows are square. Jet lag lasts more than 2 days. A cigarette is a great way to break the ice. The importance of locally grown...
I could slap the Wife of Bath in the face. “Shut up, garrulous bitch!”
Finally finished Downton Abbey and half a round of antibiotics. I should be able to get some work done now, right?